The first instances of chocolate being consumed go back as far as 4,000 years. Some estimates put this date further back to 5,300 years ago. People native to Mesoamerica harvested chocolate pods from high up in cacao trees growing in the wild. It is thought that the pulp was eaten rather than the seeds. The pulp is sweet, whereas the seeds are incredibly bitter.
Category: Fun
Joke 6 Cocoa-nut repeat
Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?
A: A COCOA-NUT.
Joke 5 – Oreo Dentist repeat
Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.
Joke 4 – Stolen Cocoa repeat
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?
A: HOT CHOCOLATE.
Joke 3 – Sheep Baa repeat
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A SHEEP BAA.
Joke 2 Astronaut – Mars Bar repeat
Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.
Milk Chocolate Originates in Jamaica
The idea of adding milk to chocolate was first noticed by Europeans in the 17th century. Scottish-Irish physician Hans Sloane traveled to Jamaica in 1687 and reported that the locals added milk to their cocoa before drinking it. According to prominent historian James Delbourgo, the Jamaicans had been brewing chocolate in this fashion since 1494.
Joke 14 – Knock Knock
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? CANDY. CANDY WHO?
CANDY BOY HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?
Joke 16 – Donut
WHY DID THE DONUT VISIT THE DENTIST?
HE NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
Joke 17 – baseball
WHICH CHOCOLATE IS IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME?
BABE RUTH
Joke 18 – HER-SHEY’s kisses
WHAT CANDY IS ONLY FOR GIRLS?
HER-SHEY’S KISSES
Joke 19 – Chocolate mousse
WHAT IS A FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
Bloom
A harmless white or gray discoloration on chocolate, due to improper tempering or a change in ambient temperature or humidity. It doesn’t affect flavor.
Tempering
The technique of melting and reheating chocolate, stabilizing it in a beautiful sheen and clean snap.
Couverture
With a higher cocoa butter content than typical eating chocolates, couverture (pronounced “koo-vehr-tyoor”, it means “blanket” in French) is solid chocolate, refined so it has an especially silky mouthfeel. It’s meant for melting and tempering so it can be used for dipping or enrobing.
Dutch Chocolate
A method of treating the nib or the liquor with an alkali solution after roasting, which will reduce the acidity by increasing the normal pH factor from about 5.0 up to 8.0. The name honors the homeland of its inventor, C.J. Van Houten.
Chocolate Liquor
This, the professional term for unsweetened chocolate, consists of roasted cacao nibs ground into a thick paste that may be semi-liquid or solid, depending on the temperature. It contains no alcohol. The word “liquor” refers to its semi-liquid state. The two main components of chocolate liquor are cocoa butter (the fat that causes chocolate to literally melt in your mouth) and nonfat dry cocoa solids.
Chocolate was Drunk as a Frothy Brew
The earliest record of chocolate being consumed was as a frothy brew. There is no record of the recipes that were used, but it is assumed it was alcoholic in nature. It was used by the Olmecs, who passed on their knowledge of chocolate to the Mayans who came after. The Mayans often drank their chocolate with honey and chili.
Chocolate was an Important Part of Mayan Culture
Chocolate was so important to the Mayans that they used the beans as currency, and chocolate served as an accompaniment to religious ceremonies, as well as for everyday use where it was consumed with daily meals.
The Aztecs believed Chocolate Came From the Gods
The Latin name for the tree that gives us chocolate is Theobroma cacao, which means “food of the gods.” This ties in with the fact that the Aztecs literally believed that chocolate was a gift from one of their gods, Quetzalcoatl, who, after giving chocolate to humans, was condemned by the other gods for this transgression.
In 1860, a Ghirardelli worker accidentally discovered a way to make fat-free cocoa powder.
Ground cacao beans were hanging in a cotton bag overnight. By morning, the floor was covered in cocoa butter that had dripped from the bag.
Which countries salute chocolate on their national coat of arms?
Fiji features a cacao pod and Ghana features a cacao tree.
After the Boston Tea Party, colonists thought it unpatriotic to drink tea.
So a shift was made towards chocolate. The colonies could get cacao beans straight from Central America tax-free.
Near the end of the sixteenth century, the daily wage of a man in the Guatemalan province of Verapaz was 40 cacao beans.
So a shift was made towards chocolate. The colonies could get cacao beans straight from Central America tax-free.
In 1913, Goo Goo Clusters, a Southern favorite, was the first bar to combine milk chocolate, caramel, marshmallow, and peanuts.
You know where the name “chocolate turtle” may have come from?
More than 80 years ago, an employee of DeMet’s Candy Company, said that the company’s original recipe of milk chocolate, caramel, and pecans looked like a turtle. The name stuck!
If you lined up all the M&M’s made in one year…
they would encircle the earth 48 times!
The ancient Aztecs used chocolate as face paint in their religious ceremonies.
You know what kind of brownies over-whipped eggs and sugar produce?
Hard bricks, instead of chewy brownies!
Make cupcakes look sophisticated…
Use chocolate frosting and sprinkle with edible gold leaf!
Chocolate is often associated with gold.
This may possibly be from Montezuma’s ritual of drinking chocolate from a golden goblet.
Cocoa mixes keep about two years if sealed tightly.
Higher quality cocoa powder may not keep as long because it has more fat, which may oxidize.
Chocolate is good news for stroke and heart attack patients.
Compounds in cocoa appear to have an aspirin-like effect, improving circulation and making blood less likely to clot.
It is possible that the word “chocolate” derives from the Maya verb, “chokola’j”.
“Chokola’j” means “to drink together”.
During Marie Antoinette’s reign, chocolate parties became fashionable.
These parties, called chocolat du roi, were social events to which only the very elite were invited.
When pairing wines with chocolate, the wine should be at least as sweet as the chocolate you’re serving it with.
Cocoa has 550 flavor compounds after fermentation, drying, roasting, and conching.
A carrot has 96 flavor compounds!
How do you know if chocolate is tempered?
Drizzle some chocolate on a piece of wax paper. Place in front of a fan. If the chocolate starts to set in about three minutes, it is tempered.
Spanish princess Maria Theresa, who married Louis XIV in 1660, said…
“Chocolate and the King are my only passions.”
Cacao trees produce pods containing pulp-covered seeds.
The seeds, once fermented and dried, are processed into chocolate.
The Hershey Bar was introduced in 1900.
It cost five cents!
Spanish explorer, Hernando Cortez, found Aztec Indians using cacao beans to prepare a drink.
The drink was called “xocolatl” which means “warm liquid”.
Which countries salute chocolate on their national coat of arms?
Fiji features a cacao pod and Ghana features a cacao tree.
It takes 5 years before cacao trees begin bearing fruit in the form of pods.
Use a pizza cutter to keep brownies looking their best.
Knives tend to crunch and crack brownies when serving.
Use a pizza cutter to keep brownies looking their best.
In 1860, a Ghirardelli worker accidentally discovered a way to make fat-free cocoa powder.
Ground cacao beans were hanging in a cotton bag overnight. By morning, the floor was covered in cocoa butter that had dripped from the bag.