Chocolate Fun Quotes Eating chocolate is like a hug from the inside. - Anonymous Chocolate makes my clothes shrink. - Anonymous For many, dark chocolate is joy solidified. - Anonymous Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate. - Anonymous Money talks. Chocolate sings. - Anonymous Chocophobia: The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate. At the top of the food chain sits chocolate. - Anonymous Life without chocolate is life lacking something important. - Anonymous Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be. - Anonymous You know you are a chocoholic if the bartender tells you that you have had enough shots of chocolate syrup for one night. - Anonymous There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate, and, oh dear, what was that other thing? - Anonymous What is the meaning of life? All evidence, to-date, suggests it's chocolate. - Anonymous What else would you expect from a woman who thinks her chocolate allergy entitles her to park in a handicapped space? - Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier I'm not overweight. I am chocolate-enriched. - Anonymous When life gets sticky, dip it in chocolate. - Anonymous Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. - Anonymous I often lie awake at night wondering if, in this huge and mysterious universe, there might be planets with nicer chocolate than ours. - Anonymous Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate. - Anonymous See these hips? Chocolate retention! - AUTHOR UNKNOWN "Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Save the earth. It's the only planet with Chocolate!" - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world!" - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Simply put, everyone has a price - mine is chocolate." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand!" - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time." - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Why do "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate? All true chocoholics know it's a vegetable - it comes from the cocoa bean and beans are veggies!" - AUTHOR UNKOWN "Who cares about falling in love. I'd rather fall in chocolate." - TORI MASON "To me, chocolate was the sole reason we are on this earth." - ESI EDUGYAN "Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food." - MICHAEL LEVINE Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays! - AUTHOR UNKNOWN There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend who has CHOCOLATE. - AUTHOR UNKNOWN Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. - AUTHOR UNKNOWN Exercise is a dirty word...Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - AUTHOR UNKNOWN Chocolate doesn't make the world go 'round...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile! - AUTHOR UNKNOWN All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. - CHARLES SCHULZ I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter. - Author Unknown Mom always said too much chocolate is like having too much love--you can't get enough. - GERALDINE SOLON Chocolate Vocabulary Cocoa Bean The seed of the cacao tree, which is only called a cocoa bean once it is removed from the pod in which it grows. Chocolate Liquor The liquid chocolate produced by grinding the cocoa nibs. It is the basic ingredient in all chocolate products. There is no alcohol in chocolate. Cacao Tree (Theobroma Cacao) The tropical tree that produces cocoa beans. Theobroma means "food of the gods". Cocoa Pod The leathery oval pod that contains cocoa beans. CHOCOLATE NIBS The "meat" of the cocoa bean remaining when the shell is removed in the chocolate production process. FUN FACTS Dried cacao beans must contain less than 7 to 8 percent moisture in order to prevent the growth of mold during storage. How are Klondike ice cream bars made? Hot chocolate is poured directly on the vanilla ice cream square, then immediately put in a freezer for 30 seconds so the chocolate can set. Just one chocolate chip provides enough food energy for an adult to walk 150 feet. Roasted cacao beans are winnowed by the chocolate maker. Winnowing removes the meat (also known as the nib) of the bean from its shell. The first mention of brownies in print was in 1897. They were listed for sale in the Sears, Roebuck, and Company catalog. JOKES WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME? CHOCOLATE Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE? A: Decad-ant Q: WHY DID THE FARMER BUY A BROWN COW? A: HE WANTED CHOCOLATE MILK. Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DIP A KITTEN IN CHOCOLATE? A: A KITTY KAT BAR. Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THERE ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE OVEN? A: THERE ARE M&M SHELLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.