Chocolate Fun

Quotes

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I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.

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Mom always said too much chocolate is like having too much love--you can't get enough.

- GERALDINE SOLON

Chocolate Vocabulary

Bloom

A harmless white or gray discoloration on chocolate, due to improper tempering or a change in ambient temperature or humidity. It doesn't affect flavor.

Tempering

The technique of melting and reheating chocolate, stabilizing it in a beautiful sheen and clean snap.

Couverture

With a higher cocoa butter content than typical eating chocolates, couverture (pronounced "koo-vehr-tyoor", it means "blanket" in French) is solid chocolate, refined so it has an especially silky mouthfeel. It's meant for melting and tempering so it can be used for dipping or enrobing.

Dutch Chocolate

A method of treating the nib or the liquor with an alkali solution after roasting, which will reduce the acidity by increasing the normal pH factor from about 5.0 up to 8.0. The name honors the homeland of its inventor, C.J. Van Houten.

Chocolate Liquor

This, the professional term for unsweetened chocolate, consists of roasted cacao nibs ground into a thick paste that may be semi-liquid or solid, depending on the temperature. It contains no alcohol. The word "liquor" refers to its semi-liquid state. The two main components of chocolate liquor are cocoa butter (the fat that causes chocolate to literally melt in your mouth) and nonfat dry cocoa solids.

FUN FACTS

What Should Be Your College Major? Based On Your Chocolate Choices…

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Knives tend to crunch and crack brownies when serving.

Use a pizza cutter to keep brownies looking their best.

In 1860, a Ghirardelli worker accidentally discovered a way to make fat-free cocoa powder.

Ground cacao beans were hanging in a cotton bag overnight. By morning, the floor was covered in cocoa butter that had dripped from the bag.

JOKES

Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?

A: A COCOA-NUT.

Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?

A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?

A: HOT CHOCOLATE.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?

A: A SHEEP BAA.

Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?

A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.