Chocolate Fun

Eating chocolate is like a hug from the inside.

 - Anonymous

Chocolate makes my clothes shrink.

 - Anonymous

For many, dark chocolate is joy solidified.

 - Anonymous

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.

 - Anonymous

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

 - Anonymous

Chocophobia: The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.

At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.

 - Anonymous

Life without chocolate is life lacking something important.

 - Anonymous

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

 - Anonymous

You know you are a chocoholic if the bartender tells you that you have had enough shots of chocolate syrup for one night.

 - Anonymous

There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate, and, oh dear, what was that other thing?

 - Anonymous

What is the meaning of life? All evidence, to-date, suggests it's chocolate.

What else would you expect from a woman who thinks her chocolate allergy entitles her to park in a handicapped space?

I'm not overweight. I am chocolate-enriched.

When life gets sticky, dip it in chocolate.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

I often lie awake at night wondering if, in this huge and mysterious universe, there might be planets with nicer chocolate than ours.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate.

See these hips? Chocolate retention!

"Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight."

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with Chocolate!"

"Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies."

"A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine."

"Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world!"

"Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less."

"Simply put, everyone has a price - mine is chocolate."

"A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand!"

"Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time."

"Why do "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate? All true chocoholics know it's a vegetable - it comes from the cocoa bean and beans are veggies!"

"Who cares about falling in love. I'd rather fall in chocolate."

"To me, chocolate was the sole reason we are on this earth."

"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food."

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays!

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend who has CHOCOLATE.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Exercise is a dirty word...Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go 'round...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.