Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?
A: A COCOA-NUT.
Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?
A: HOT CHOCOLATE.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A SHEEP BAA.
Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? CANDY. CANDY WHO?
CANDY BOY HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?
WHY DID THE DONUT VISIT THE DENTIST?
HE NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
WHICH CHOCOLATE IS IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME?
BABE RUTH
WHAT CANDY IS ONLY FOR GIRLS?
HER-SHEY’S KISSES
WHAT IS A FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME?
CHOCOLATE
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: Decad-ant
Q: WHY DID THE FARMER BUY A BROWN COW?
A: HE WANTED CHOCOLATE MILK.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DIP A KITTEN IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A KITTY KAT BAR.
Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THERE ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE OVEN?
A: THERE ARE M&M SHELLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?
A: A COCOA-NUT.
Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?
A: HOT CHOCOLATE.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A SHEEP BAA.
Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN MR. GOODBAR AND PEPPERMINT PATTY?
THEY HAD A BABY, RUTH.
WHAT DO CANNIBALS EAT FOR DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE COVERED AUNTS
WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE ALL YEAR LONG?
COCOA-NUTS
WHAT IS A FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
WHAT CANDY IS ONLY FOR GIRLS?
HER-SHEY’S KISSES
WHICH CHOCOLATE IS IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME?
BABE RUTH
WHY DID THE DONUT VISIT THE DENTIST?
HE NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
WHAT WAS THE FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE VALENTINE’S DAY DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? CANDY. CANDY WHO?
CANDY BOY HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S COLD OUTSIDE?
WHEN YOU MILK A BROWN COW, YOU GET CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.
WHAT IS A MONKEY’S FAVORITE COOKIE?
CHOCOLATE CHIMP
WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME?
CHOCOLATE
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: Decad-ant
Q: WHY DID THE FARMER BUY A BROWN COW?
A: HE WANTED CHOCOLATE MILK.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DIP A KITTEN IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A KITTY KAT BAR.
Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THERE ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE OVEN?
A: THERE ARE M&M SHELLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?
A: A COCOA-NUT.
Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?
A: HOT CHOCOLATE.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A SHEEP BAA.
Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.
Q: WHAT VALENTINE’S DAY CANDY IS ONLY FOR GIRLS?
A: HER-SHE’S KISSES
