When life gets sticky, dip it in chocolate.
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Dried cacao beans must contain less than 7 to 8 percent moisture in order to prevent the growth of mold during storage.
How are Klondike ice cream bars made?
Hot chocolate is poured directly on the vanilla ice cream square, then immediately put in a freezer for 30 seconds so the chocolate can set.
Just one chocolate chip provides enough food energy for an adult to walk 150 feet.
Roasted cacao beans are winnowed by the chocolate maker.
Winnowing removes the meat (also known as the nib) of the bean from its shell.
The first mention of brownies in print was in 1897.
They were listed for sale in the Sears, Roebuck, and Company catalog.
Joke 11 – chocoLATE
WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME?
CHOCOLATE
Joke 10 – Ant dipped in chocolate
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: Decad-ant
Joke 9 Brown Cow
Q: WHY DID THE FARMER BUY A BROWN COW?
A: HE WANTED CHOCOLATE MILK.
Joke 8 – Kitty Kat bar
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DIP A KITTEN IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A KITTY KAT BAR.
Joke 7 chocolate chip cookies and MnM’s
Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THERE ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE OVEN?
A: THERE ARE M&M SHELLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
What’s the most popular ice cream topping?
Chocolate syrup, of course!
Why was chocolate ice cream created before vanilla?
Chocolate ice cream was one of the first ice cream flavors since common drinks such as hot chocolate, coffee, and tea were the first food items to be turned into frozen desserts.
In 1775, an Italian doctor recommended chocolate ice cream as a medical remedy.
Dr. Filippo Baldini wrote a treatise entitled, De sorbetti, in which he recommended chocolate ice cream as a remedy for various medical conditions, including gout and scurvy.
Chocolate ice cream is the second most common flavor.
Although vanilla is considered the most popular flavor of ice cream, ever since the Italians froze hot chocolate in 1692, chocolate has been a close second.
The Earliest Frozen Chocolate Recipes were Published in 1693.
They were published in Naples, Italy, in Antonio Latini’s, The Modern Steward.
Cocoa Bean
The seed of the cacao tree, which is only called a cocoa bean once it is removed from the pod in which it grows.
Chocolate Liquor
The liquid chocolate produced by grinding the cocoa nibs. It is the basic ingredient in all chocolate products. There is no alcohol in chocolate.
Cacao Tree (Theobroma Cacao)
The tropical tree that produces cocoa beans. Theobroma means “food of the gods”.
Cocoa Pod
The leathery oval pod that contains cocoa beans.
CHOCOLATE NIBS
The “meat” of the cocoa bean remaining when the shell is removed in the chocolate production process.
Ethel Mars, of Ethel M Chocolates, is the mother of Forrest Mars.
Forrest Mars is the genius behind the Mars bar, M&M’s, and the Milky Way.
TRUE OR FALSE: ONE CACAO BEAN MAKES ONE OUNCE OF CHOCOLATE.
False. Making one ounce of chocolate requires up to 35 beans.
WHICH COUNTRY EATS THE MOST CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD?
Switzerland leads the world in chocolate consumption with 22.36 pounds per person, according to a survey by Chocolate Manufacturers Association.
TOP 4 COUNTRIES THAT PRODUCE THE MOST CHOCOLATE:
The United States, Germany, Switzerland, and Belgium
WHICH COUNTRY IS KNOWN TO HAVE THE BEST CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD?
Switzerland (two top brands are Nestle and Lindt)
Joke 6 Cocoa-nut repeat
Q: WHAT FRUIT LOVES CHOCOLATE?
A: A COCOA-NUT.
Joke 5 – Oreo Dentist repeat
Q: WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING.
Joke 4 – Stolen Cocoa repeat
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL STOLEN COCOA?
A: HOT CHOCOLATE.
Joke 3 – Sheep Baa repeat
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?
A: A SHEEP BAA.
Joke 2 Astronaut – Mars Bar repeat
Q: WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUT SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
A: I JUST SET FOOT ON MARS.
White Chocolate
Made only with cocoa butter, sugar, and milk. No cocoa is used.
Joke 22 – Baby, Ruth
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN MR. GOODBAR AND PEPPERMINT PATTY?
THEY HAD A BABY, RUTH.
Is German Chocolate cake really from Germany?
No, it was invented by a Dallas housewife in the 1950’s. She used Baker’s German’s Sweet Chocolate, named for 19th-century American chocolate maker, Sam German.
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Joke 21 – chocolate covered aunts
WHAT DO CANNIBALS EAT FOR DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE COVERED AUNTS
Who invented hot chocolate?
The Mayans are most often credited with inventing drinking chocolate in 500 B.C., though recent evidence suggests the brew could date back even further (2,500 – 3,000 years!)
Dutch Processing
A method of treating the nib or the liquor with an alkali solution after roasting, which will reduce the acidity by increasing the normal pH factor from about 5.0 up to 8.0. The name honors the homeland of its inventor, C.J. Van Houten.
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Trinitario Cocoa Beans
It is a cross between the Criollo and Forastero varieties. Trinitario has a great variety of characteristics but generally possesses good, aromatic flavor. Trinitario trees are particularly suitable for cultivation. A cocoa variety from Trinidad.
Did you know Chocolate has good-for-you fat?
Cocoa butter (main source of fat in chocolate) contains oleic acid, the monounsaturated fat in olive oil, and stearic acid, a type of saturated fat that doesn’t raise “bad” LDL cholesterol.
Joke 20 – Cocoa-Nuts
WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE ALL YEAR LONG?
COCOA-NUTS
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Joke 19 – Chocolate mousse
WHAT IS A FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
Joke 18 – HER-SHEY’s kisses
WHAT CANDY IS ONLY FOR GIRLS?
HER-SHEY’S KISSES
Joke 17 – baseball
WHICH CHOCOLATE IS IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME?
BABE RUTH
Forastero Cocoa Beans
The most common grown and used beans. They are most likely native to the Amazon basin. These beans make up about 80 percent of the world’s production and are grown primarily in Africa, Ecuador, and Brazil. This variety grows very quickly and has high productivity and performance.
Which candy was invented for American soldiers during World War II?
M&M’s – “melts in your mouth, not in your hands!”
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Each cacao tree produces approximately 2,500 beans.
Because cacao trees are so delicate, farmers lose, on average, 30 percent of their crop each year.
Criollo Cocoa Beans
A premium variety of cocoa beans grown primarily in South and Central America. Considered the rarest and noblest cacao in the world. A cocoa fruit variety which comes from the Amazon having big size beans. The color is light, the shape is round, and the taste is sweet.
Joke 16 – Donut
WHY DID THE DONUT VISIT THE DENTIST?
HE NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
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Joke 15 – Valentine’s Day 1
WHAT WAS THE FRENCH CAT’S FAVORITE VALENTINE’S DAY DESSERT?
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
Fermentation
A production phase that consists of spreading cocoa beans in a big plot of land so that they ferment and dry.