Chocolate News
Happy National Chocolate Milkshake Day! September 12, 2019
Shopper ‘mortified’ after realizing chocolate on her bum looked like awkward accident
A shopper was mortified after realizing she had walked around with a dollop of chocolate on her trousers, making it look like she had had an unfortunate accident. The shopper shared her embarrassing story on Facebook, including photos of her chocolate-stained clothes (click here). She had purchased an almond and orange chocolate bar earlier and placed it in her car, not knowing she had sat on the packaging during her drive. She only realized the blunder after returning back to her car and noticed her seat was covered in melted chocolate. After checking her trousers for stains, she found her bottom was smeared with the lumpy goo.
New England Patriots, Chase Winovich, motivated by a chocolate bar
For the second consecutive week, New England Patriots rookie defensive end Chase Winovich was one of the players who stood out in a preseason victory. In the team’s 22-17 comeback victory over the Tennessee Titans Saturday night, the 2019 third-round pick was once again everywhere, displaying his “high motor” and determination. So, what has fueled this “high motor” energy the Michigan product has become known for? Well, look no further than a $5 bill and some chocolate.
Queen Elizabeth’s former chef says she takes a slice of chocolate biscuit cake with her wherever she goes
Queen Elizabeth II has a massive sweet tooth, according to her former personal chef Darren McGrady. McGrady, who worked for the royals for 15 years, says Her Majesty’s favorite dessert is chocolate biscuit cake — she loves it so much, in fact, that she’ll even appoint one of her senior chefs to bring it with them by train whenever she travels. “She’ll take a small slice every day until eventually there is only one tiny piece,” McGrady told RecipesPlus.
Doctor warns women not to put melted chocolate inside their vagina during foreplay
If you’re looking to spice up your sex life, you might consider adding something sweet into the mix. From whipped cream to edible body paint, there are a number of food items you might want to try and incorporate during foreplay. But before you go getting any wild ideas, a doctor has advised that you avoid inserting foods such as melted chocolate into the vagina and other intimate areas as it could cause burns or irritation.